THE OZ MEME...THE ANSWERS..........

Well times up for your answers to the Oz MeMe,, its time to
move on to another thrilling episode of Gandalf meets
Mother Goose,, which should be on the radio in about ten
minutes…but first I’ll post the CORRECT answers…
I’m very disappointed in all of you,, especially you Catz…
I gave you the correct answers while we were soaking in
hot fudge and chicken feathers but as always you forgot…

THE CORRECT ANSWERS ARE….drum roll please…..

1….When Auntie Em’s house is seen twirling in the tornado,,
is it rotating clockwise or counterclockwise,, if you watch the
film in Australia…
THE ANSWER IS: the house is not spinning at all,,
its an optical illusion created by the sun being on the right,,
the moon being on the left and a drunken cameraman
during shooting…the only thing moving is lots of dust,,
and the occasional moo moo whizzing by while taking a whiz…

2….How big is the Tin Mans right big toe…
THE ANSWER IS: the tin man has no toes because he’s
a really really bad axe user and cut off his right big toe three
years before making the movie while chopping down a
cherry tree in George Washington’s orchard…
Some of you guessed correctly,, but were disqualified because
you stole your answers from a passing midget herder….

3….How much did the producers have to pay Hostess
Cupcakes to use the phase…”ding-dong” the witch is dead…
THE ANSWER IS: this is a trick question…Mel Brooks,,
Nathan Lane,, and Matthew Broderick had nothing to do with
this movie… But Ulma and I had a wonderful time at the
Ritz last Tuesday while playing with my rubber ducky in
the hot tub…If you get my drift….

4….How many spitballs did the Munchkins shoot at
Toto when Dorothy first arrived…
THE ANSWER IS: again this is a trick question,, apparently
no one has been paying attention to what I write…too bad,,
most of it is pretty stinky and should be enjoyed by all…ahem…
the answer is none…they were shooting cantaloupes at
Toto using a size 44 DD Olga bar,, which had recently
traveled there by magic carpet….

5….What type of mustache wax does the mayor of
Munchkinland use…
THE ANSWER IS: another trick question… pay attention…
The mayor of Munchkinland did not use mustache wax
that day…He had just finished having a breakfast of runny
eggs and bacon so he just used bacon grease…
Hence the flys in the movie….

Have any of you ever seen this movie??...

6….How many mice can be seen in the straw of the
Scarecrow…
THE ANSWER IS: The scarecrow was not stuffed with straw
he was stuffed with hay…so the answer is none…
I know it’s a technicality but it is what it is…..

7….How many bricks were used in the yellow brick road…
THE ANSWER IS: none… the yellow brick road is a misnomer…
its made of cheddar cheese left over from the
movie “Little Women” made in 1936…

8….What is a squadron of flyin monkeys called…
THE ANSWER IS: I’m very surprised no one got this
question correct…the answer is Flyin Bonzos…in honor of that
great American actress Rita Hayworth…who always
got her fly boys ‘up’…….

9....What did the Wicked Witch of the West eat that made
her green…
THE ANSWER IS: another trick question… your just not
paying attention…the answer is nothing… the Wicked Witch
of the West was green from jealousy because of the fact
that Glinda had a better,, newer,, and shinier mode of
transportation than she did,, plus the fact that Glinda stole
the Wicked Witch of the West’s boyfriend,,
the Munchkin Undertaker,, from her…..

10…Why didn’t Dorothy pick up Toto’s poo poo when they
were going to the Emerald City…
THE ANSWER IS: Toto never went poo poo during the making
of this movie,, Toto was scared shtless by Miss Gulch,,
flyin houses,, witches,, munchkins,, flyin monkeys,,
talking trees,, lions,, tigers and bears…OH MY…
1 day after completing the movie poor Toto exploded in a
nasty display of poo and guts all over the back lot while
humping the leg of Clark Gable….

11…Who is the man behind the curtain…
THE ANSWER IS: you all made the wrong ‘bad’ assumption
about this question,, you assumed you were standing on the
outside of the curtain looking in,, however you really are on
the inside looking out…so the answer is Norman Bates…

12…How many horses of a different color are there…
THE ANSWER IS:..this should have been the easiest question
to answer,, I guess not…the answer is,, it depends on how big a
Crayola Crayon box you buy at the store…

13…How long must HillaryDillary talk to fill up
Professor Marvels hot-air balloon…
THE ANSWER IS: another trick question…HillaryDillary is
full of sht not hot air….

14…How much would it cost in pre-inflation 1968 dollars to
build the Emerald City today…….
THE ANSWER IS: $5.29…simply buy a box of Lucky Charms
and have the leprechaun do it…..

15…What size lederhosen does the Cowardly Lion wear…
THE ANSWER IS: lion size…would I lie??....

I hope you all had fun and have now learned your lesson about
giving me MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMes…
Thank you for visiting and please leave everything where
you found it…
Hey get out of my refrg FaerieKat,, get your own sour milk….
geez……

We now return to regular programming………