Something to ponder on as you wander on


Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

HIDDEN WITHIN...A WINNER IS ANNOUNCED

Well folks your time is up…we have a winner in the
“HIDDEN WITHIN” contest…those of you who didn’t win,,
tough noogies,, you still owe me the five dollar entry fee…
And without further ado poo,, the winner of the
Golden Twinkie Award is….

But first this word from our NON-sponsor….

Hello folks this is HillaryQueenDillary,, I’d just like to steal a
few precious moments of your time to ask you to vote for ME…
It’s time for a change in this great land of ours,, a change from
the Bushmiser kill every terrorists on the planet days to the
more regal surroundings of Clintonite judicial hearings…
I promise you,, MY dearest friends that when you
elect ME as your first Queen,, Bill and I will rule over you fairly
and use every law possible to make sure that you obey every
law written since the founding of this great Monarchy…
My first task as your new Empress will be to return all our
roman legions back to our fair homeland to defeat the evil
terrorists we have among us…Namely anyone that disagrees
with MY Royal self or Bill…No longer will the terrorists
republicans be able to fill your minds with freedom of choice
nonsense…Bill and I,, will guide you thru the travels of life
firmly yet more firmly and when the time comes,,
to step down,, WE will appoint Chelsea as your new
Royal leader…
Yes Clintonamerica it is time to cast off the shackles of
endless voting,, ballot box stuffing and days apon days of
chad counting...Vote for ME now…Now damn it now…
Do you hear ME?...Now damn it…

This message as been approved by Vice Emperor Bill…
Thank you……

The winner of the Golden Twinkle Award is….
AstroBob…
Here's your award AstroBob…take it and enjoy…



Sorry about the bite missing,, but you took so long to get the
right answer,, I kind of got hungry……..............

The previous blog entry "HIDDEN WITHIN" has now been

colorized by a staff of ten from Ted Turner's studios...............

5 comments:

DrowseyMonkey said...

lol...geeze man that's a big bite! yikes! If I had known thre was gonna be a prize i would have tried harder (not really).

gt281 said...

To drowsey:
Its all done with mirrors....
Besides you know how men always think 6" = 12",, isn't that what your 529875,000 blogs you've done recently are about?......

DrowseyMonkey said...

yep...that's why women aren't good at math...;)

Bob Johnson said...

Geez I never win anything and when I do someone's eaten part of it.

gt281 said...

To AstroBob:
I would get you another one but the Munchkins stole all my money...
Its starting to get green and greasy,, please take it with you the next time you drop by........