Something to ponder on as you wander on


Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

THE RED TAG EVENT

THE RED TAG EVENT…………

1. I remember all the names of the Playboy centerfolds
from the year 1958 to today,, plus their……........IQs…….

2. After drinking three beers,, I can burp the
1812 Overture,, in C minor…

3. Fluffy white baby bunnies scare me…So I run them over
with my lawn mower…

4. I can leap over a caterpillar in a single bound…But I can’t
jump over a Hungarian midget who’s standing on a step ladder…

5. When I was 82,, I swam across the Amazon jungle with
two sherpas and a moose on my back…

6. I once stole a Jews harp from a Presbyterian…

7. I have a wart on the back of my leg that is in the shape
of Mount Rushmore…When Lincolns not looking I pick his nose...

8. Plaid is my favorite color…

9. At Easter in 1995,, I met with the Pope in Vatican city,,
and gave him a wedgie,, then he expelled me,,
so now I’m a Hottywontushowme …

10. I tighten my neck bolts counterclockwise…


Can I lie about these things?...If so I’d like to change
my answers…………..

18 comments:

faeriekat said...

I am soooo in love with you (and Puff too, his gnomes are on the way, usual bat transport, expect delivery All Hallows Eve). And don't you ever lie to me, I'll make your nose grow and use it for...uh, never mind...

Faerie kizzez

♥Kat

gt281 said...

To Faeriekat:
Yes it seems that we are a perfect match...Too bad my ankle chains don't reach the JEBLAND...

Oh,, and thanks alot!!!...
More white fairy poop coming my way,, I thought I 'asked' you to stop...
Now I'm 'telling' you to stop with
the fairy poop...I have registered
a complaint with Gandalf...

DrowseyMonkey said...

You're one weird dude! But funny! :)

lol@leaping over a caterpillar

gt281 said...

To Drowsey:
I just write em,, I don't have to
lick em...you do.............

Bob Johnson said...

Where do you come up with this stuff,lol, too figging funny, odd but I like odd.

gt281 said...

To AstroBob:
Encarta defines “odd” as anyone who stays up all night in a freezing Igloo to view twinkling
specks of cosmic dust in the night sky,, instead of watching sports on TV…I have no Igloo,,but I know someone who does…What are your thoughts about meme tags?...I have a couple laying around I’d
love to share with somebody………:-)

Catz said...

Okay #2 is just plain nasty and #7 is far more information than I require. As well quit being nasty at me pitiful attempts to keep posting while working 12 - 14 hour days. At my age it an't easy ya know.... oh yeah I forgot you are as old as moses so you would know!

Catz said...

Oh ... I forgot ... some experts say Hillary is ahead!!! Tee Heee

DrowseyMonkey said...

Um...I'm not licking anything. I'm hoping you meant "like" them.

gt281 said...

To Catz:
I think your curly orange locks are wound too tight...
Your right Hillarydillary is a head,,a turnip head...
Don't blame me for that post it was FaerieKat who gave me the meme tag...
Want one?.......

gt281 said...

To Drowsey:
Read em as I write em,, its more confusing that way...Play Nanookian
Times editor on your own blogarino....ppplllllltttttth....

gt281 said...

To Catz:
Oh ... I forgot ...
Aren't you going to yell at me for running over fluffy white baby bunnies with my lawn mower...
Don't you like fluffy white baby
bunnies?.......

gt281 said...

To Catz:
Oh ... I forgot ...

gt281 said...

To Catz:
Oh ... I forgot ... :-)
I thought a womens work was never done...Aren't you superwoman?....

gt281 said...

To Catz:
Oh ... I forgot ...

gt281 said...

To Catz:
Oh ... I forgot ...
Damn I have a nice photo....

Catz said...

What nice photo??? Where is your nice photo??? Did you forget to post it?

gt281 said...

To Catz:
Oh ... I forgot...

Wait I posted it under the name of
Caption #7...Isn't it nice?