I’ve really really grown tired of seeing articles about
Britney Spears…Lets face it,, she’s lost it,, she is now
a government certified grade “AAA” wacko,, in the
same class as Jacko…I don’t think she’s wacko because
she cuts off all her hair,, looses custody of her kids,, gets
fat,, or the fact that she gets married every three months and
then divorces the next month,, and even her driving over
paparazzi doesn’t bother me (driving over paparazzi is legal
in California as long as your in a Mercedes)…It’s the fact that she
is worth about 100 million dollars,, and she has not
transferred her money to a bank in the Cayman Islands to
avoid taxes,, and the fact that she has not moved to someplace
like Aruba,, to spent endless days in a rum induced coma,,
which is what any sane person would do…
Its certainly what I would do if I had a gazillion bucks,,
and I’m perfectly sane...
‘What’s that Harvey?’.............................
A couple of side notes:
Hurray,, hurray,, hurray… Way to go Iowaigians…
Hillary Dillary came in third,, way to go…
I’m proud of all of you,,(except the HillaryDillaryites)…
So much so I’m going to pay for everyone to have
next week off………….
To everyone that voted for Republican Mike Huckabee…
You’ve had your fun,, now go away…
He’s never going to become President... WHY?...
Mainly because of his name…Its just to easy for French leotards
and the UN Clown convention to make up funny misspelling
of his name…Imagine the President of the United States being
introduced as Dike Huckleberry…or maybe something worse,,
which I haven’t thought of yet,, but I’m sure you have…
(porno-addicts)….
And the same thing goes for Barack Obama,, it would be to
easy for someone to mistake his name for that international
ambassador of peace on Earth OBL…
Yes,, I’m afraid that the only person who should sit in the
White House is John Smith…Everybody knows who
John Smith is,, and there isn’t a whole lot of funny names that
can be made from John Smith…
Believe me I’ve tried……….................................
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