community,, I’ve had numerous requests,, questions,,
obscene E-Grams,, and inventive pictograms,, all of them
wanting to know the answer to the very same question…
Which is “Who the f**k do you think you are?”…
Well in order to answer that question once and for all,,
I’ve decided to post some pics of myself so that you might
know just a little more about me,, my interests and my life
style in general…
Here they are….enjoy…I hope these satisfy all your
inane curiosity………….
here I am looking for the cheese curl I lost under theseat last Tuesday…
me taking a nap during my ride for the yellow jerseyin the 2002 Tour-De-France…
here I am trying to commit suicide after the Giants winin the Superbowl…
me listening for the sound of caribou at the corner of5th and Walbash,, yes,, its an old Indian trick…
me after Catz said I couldn’t annoy her any more…
me after Drowsey said I couldn’t annoy her either…
me after realizing that my dog has sex more than I do…
no,, I’m not drunk,, I’m just looking for the eatablepieces of chewing gum under the bench…
I didn’t find any chewing gum under this bench so Idecided to take a nap,, I love naps…
me after being hit in the head with a watermelon byAstroBob because I gave him a moon shot he didn’t like…
this is me after my first lesson on how to ride adirt bike…
me after winning the all you can eat contest at Taco Johns
me after Montezuma’s revenge…
yes,, this is the real me…I died two weeks later witha smile of my face….and elsewhere…….
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EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS PIC…........................
Some Nanook construction workers in Toronto
Look closely,, these are two of the smart ones…
Some Nanook construction workers in Toronto
Look closely,, these are two of the smart ones…
6 comments:
Somehow I don't beleive that's really you. Even I posted a pic of half of my face!
haha on the last pic...but that's not in Toronto.
To Drowsey:
It is too Toronto,, the picture was
taken during the one day of the year when its not snowing........
I'm sorry to say, your looks are not improving here; I'd say they're rather deteriorating! A dieting of ABC gum is rather hard on the digestive track; I'm sure Puff is probably eating better than you are! Time to shape up!
To FaerieKat:
Your so wise...But hey its free,,
and I am a Scot you know...
You know I like Moon shots but geeze, you really gotta find a hobby.
To AstroBob:
I have a hobby,, as you can tell by the photos of me…
Taking naps is my favorite thing to do…Well,, second favorite…My first favorite thing to do is to take naps with naked Hotties,, but since that hasn’t happened since
1305,, I now take naps and DREAM about taking naps WITH naked Hotties…….I’m too old for anything else (sniff)........
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