Something to ponder on as you wander on


Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

FLUID RELEASE SYSTEM.................


FLUID RELEASE SYSTEM…………….

Bladder Control to Brain Command: Do you read me?...
Brain Command here: Go ahead Bladder Control…
Bladder Control: ahh,, we have a fully loaded fluid reservoir
down here,, can you wake up body to release build-up?...
Brain Command: Roger that…
Brain Command to Body Control: Start wake-up procedures…
Body Control: What?,, its 2 am Brain Command,, what for?…
Brain Command: Bladder Control is afraid of dam bust of
fluid reservoir,, over…
Body Control: Roger that,, starting wake-up sequence now…
Brain Command: All stations prepare for body wake-up,,
brace yourselves…increase awkgo drip to 15%,,
increase mogo 23%...activate electron pathways…
Body Control: All stations alerted…

(grrr,, grrr, grrr)

Body Control to Brain Command: Initial start-up sequence
failure,, please increase mogo to 42%,, rebooting start-up
sequence,, stand by…
Brain Command: Ahh,, Roger that…
Bladder Control: Pressure increasing,, 110% and rising…
Body Control: Slight head movement from pillow…

(grrr,, grrr)

Brain Command to Bladder Control: Increase emergency
holding systems to 125%...
Bladder Control: Roger,, I don’t think it can take anymore…
Brain Command: Increasing mogo to 67%,, all station alert,,
for sudden movement…

(grrr,, grrr,, what the?)

Body Control: Head off pillow 15%,, vision function 0%...

(WARNING,, WARNING,, WARNING)

Body Control to Brain Command: Emergency shutdown
procedure activated… please advise…head back on pillow…
all re-start failure… please advise…
Brain Command: All stations remain calm,, it’s just like training…
activate emergency wake-up procedure Delta 4,, now…
awkgo drip increased to 85%,, mogo increased to 126%.. .

(grrr,,grrr,, what the?,, it’s 2 am…crap,, got to take a piss)

Body Control: Body rising,, vision control at 10%...
Brain Command to Feet Control: Prepare for walking maneuvers...
Feet Control: Roger that…
Body Control to Brain Command: Sir,, I have a yellow warning
light down here,, ‘cold feet’…
Brain Command: ahhh,, Roger…overriding ‘cold feet’ warning
light now…
Feet Control: Hard surface found,, increase vision control
and stabilizers…
Brain Command: Roger that….all station alert….
we have movement…
Body Control: Vision at 27%,, stabilizers at 42%...
Brain Command to Vision Control: Increase vision to 50%...
Brain Command to Steering Control : Proceed with caution to
fluid release area…
Steering Control: Roger that…stabilizers falling to 22%...
yellow warning light…
Brain Command: Hang on people…we’re almost there…
Bladder Control to Brain Command: Activating fluid release
system now…
Brain Command: Good work people…
Bladder Control: Pressure dropping…60%,, 35%,, 12%...
fluid evacuation procedures complete…
Brain Command to all Stations: Proceed with re-entry
to cover zone…………………………..

10 comments:

Bob Johnson said...

Lol, it's amazing what goes on when I get up every night, now I'll be thinking of this when ever I get up, the older you get the more it happens, except the pathways of communication are more muddled, re-entry part is the best.

Swubird said...

GT281:

You come up with the most amazing stuff. I couldn't believe it when I read this post. I practically live this life everyday. Only the older I get, the less brain control I have. After a certain age, the bladder takes over completely.

Great post.

gt281 said...

To AstroBob:
To Swubird:
Becuz I work at a desk all stinking day,, I drink about
4-5 bottles of 20oz Mountain Dews…At night I get up about every 1 hour and 15 minutes,, you can set your watch by it…For many years now I’ve told myself everyday
“don’t drink so much F**KIN POP”,, do I listen?...NO… When I’m driving home I feel like I drank an Olympic swimming pool… I pay for my drunkin ways every night…

Yes your right,, going back to the ‘cover zone’ is great,,
as long as SOMEBODY hasn’t rolled over and stolen your half of the covers…A know danger of getting up in the middle of the night……..

Lets hope Bladder Control doesn’t stage a coup,, I don’t have
any plastic sheets……. :-)

Drowsey Monkey said...

Must be a guy thing...cause I was thinking you were kinda weird. Not that I haven't thought that before, of course. ;)

gt281 said...

To Drowsey:
Gee,, I learn something new from you everyday,, and not just about
battery operated whoo whoo toys,, women never have to get up to take a whiz in the middle of the night...I wonder what it is they do then,, must be checking how much money I have in my wallet,, or
maybe their talking to Juan on the phone...please clarify.........

Drowsey Monkey said...

Well, maybe I'm not that old yet. It does happen once in a while, but it's never quite the operation you make it out to be! LOL

gt281 said...

To Drowsey:
How would you know?...When your
always drowsey and stinking drunk from snorting Nyquil all day...
....;-0

The Faerie♥Kat said...

This is better than videographed evidence...and I'd steal the covers, too, if someone got up and disturbed my rest every 75 minutes! Maybe it's time to get your prostrate checked? I'd really enjoy a running commentary on that!

gt281 said...

To FaerieKat:
Are you elvesdropping on my comments?...Now I know why you have
such big pointy ears...And hear I thought yoy were wearing them just becuz you were a fan of Mr. Spook...

Season said...

Good words.