THE ATOMIC MASH

THE ATOMIC MASH…………..
The Prez was workin’ at his ranch late one night
When his eyes beheld an evil sight
For a monster from his cave began to rise
And suddenly not to my surprise

The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash
The evil slayin’ mash
It was a mushroom glowin’ smash
He did the mash
It had a center of the sun flash
The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash

From our dormitory in the white house east
To the pentagon where the guardians feast
The people all watched from their humble abodes
Thankful to see OBL get an atomic glow

The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash
The evil slayin’ mash
It was a mushroom glowin’ smash
He did the mash
It had a center of the sun flash
The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash

The evil jihadies weren’t having much fun
The atomics had just begun
The guests included every Iranian one
Im a mad jahadie and his sons

The scene was smokin’,, all were makin’ fryin’ sounds
OBL had pains,, smacked on his caves playin’ grounds
The atomic clouds were about to arrive
With the flyin’ group,, “the ass-kicker B25s”

The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash
The evil slayin’ mash
It was a mushroom glowin smash
He did the mash
It had a center of the sun flash
The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash

Out of his cave,, OBLs’ voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He stood on the sand and looked real hard
And said,, “whatever happened to my holy jihad”

It’s now the atomic smash
The evil slayin’ mash
It was a mushroom glowin smash
He did the mash
It had a center of the sun flash
The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash

Now OBLs fryin’,, he was blasted into the sand
The atomic mushrooms,, where a hit across this land
For us the giving,, this mash was not too soon
When you tread on us,, this is your doom

The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash
The evil slayin’ mash
It was a mushroom glowin smash
He did the mash
It had a center of the sun flash
The Prez did the red button mash
He did the atomic smash

sung to that happy Halloween tune "Monster Mash"
(P.S.,, I would have added music but I don't know how)