Something to ponder on as you wander on


Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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Saturday, December 8, 2007

SOME OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

Kids on pogo-sticks apon the road,, with no manhole covers in sight…
Mopeds with broken axles…
My neighbors busted lawnmower on a Sunday morning…
Noisy mufflers apon cars with blown engines…
Snow drifts piled high as the plow goes by the drive,,
glad it ain’t my drive…
Pristine white snow with my name in yellow gold written apon it…
Ladders that reach to where I want to go…
Finding change between the cushions at my neighbors house…
Drinking from the carton,, when no one is looking…
Finding that six-pack at the back of the frig,, in the month of August…
Pizzas with topping that do not slide into my lap…
Having naked pillow fights in the bed,, without the pillows…
wink,, wink…
Searching thu-out for a paintbrush that’s good,, and finding none,,
time for a nap…
My neighbors three brats when they go on a vacation,, far away,,
for a week or two…
Speeding down the road at 85,, and being passed by another,,
with smokey behind him…
Going to the ballgame,, and finding out the beer is free,,
and not 7:50…
Finding socks in the drawer that match and hey they’re clean…
Being the last person the teller sees,, before she leaves,,
while others change lines…
Seeing that pile of doggie poop on the walk,, well before I step in it…
Taking a shower,, and having no one flush…
Finding a bag of Lays potato chips that aren’t all smashed
and broken…
Watching others wait in the rain,, while I stand just inside,,
oooh that’s mean…
Seeing the cars in the lot with their windows down,, as the storm
rolls overhead…
Letting go with a silent and deadly fart,, then walking away…
Getting the last cup of coffee from the pot while it’s still hot…
Going thru the drive-thru and not being asked if I want it biggie sized…
Getting change back for a twenty,, when I gave them only ten…
Finding a fresh Subway sandwich in the frig,, snooze you loose…
Giving my dog a peanut butter sandwich…
My boss being on vacation for two weeks…
Finding stamps of the right denominations when I send out my bills…
Having enough cigarettes to last thru the night…
Not having to put the toilet seat up,, cause she’s at her mothers…
She’s at her mothers…
Not finding cat hair in the toothpaste…
These are but a few of my favorite things………………………

1 comment:

The Faerie♥Kat said...

These are just too precious, precocious and dear! I have to do a link. Better yet, can I nip it? You'll get full cred. Mwah!