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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

FERRY AT MIDNIGHT.........................

“The Strudhulm ferry struggled against the rivers’
current as it made its midnight crossing towards the
City Ulm”….
Whys it have to be midnight?....
What!!!....geez you scared the crap out of me…
Whys it have to be midnight?....
Whys what have to be midnight?... and why are you out of bed?...
Your story…why is it midnight?...couldn’t it be a sunny afternoon
with the birds singings?...
No,, it couldn’t…it has to be midnight…everything happens at
midnight…now go back to bed…
What happens at midnight?...
Ugh!!...everything…bad things always happen at midnight…
Its just the way stories are supposed to be that’s all…
now stop bothering me…
Is that what your doing?...writing a story?...
Yeah,, that’s what I’m TRYING to do…now go back to bed,,
or I’ll tell mom…
It doesn’t look like a story,, you have only two sentences…
I just got started…what do you know anyway?...Your only five
years old…now go back to bed…its late…
You’ve been in here an awfully long time,, shouldn’t you be
done by now?…
No!!...it takes a long time to write a story…you have to do a lot of
thinking about what’s going to happen…
Happen where?...
In the story!!...go back to sleep,, will ya…
Oooh…I can’t sleep,, I want a glass of water…
OK,, OK,, if I get you a glass of water will you go back to bed
and leave me alone?...
Yeah…
(3 minutes later)
What are you doing!!...get off my computer…
I can’t I’m playing Puff and the Magic Wicca Queen…
I’m on level two…
Well,, get off,, I was here first...where’s my story?...
I can’t,, I have to save the Magic Wicca Queen from the Evil
Avatar man…
What did you do with my story?...
I put it the trash can,, it wasn’t very good anyway…
Uugggh!!...GET OFF THAT COMPUTER,, NOW…
No…I’ll tell mommy…
Tell mommy what?…
That you have been looking at naked women again…
I was not… So?...
Yes you were,, I can see you from my bedroom,, you’ve been
looking at them all night…
Uugggh!...OK,, how long is it going to take to save the
Magic Wicker Bean?...
Magic Wicca Queen!...I don’t know,, Puff and I are only on
level two…
OK,, just hurry it up,, will ya?...
I’ll try…
(ding,, ding,, ding…..the clock strikes midnight)…

All bad things happen at midnight,, everybody knows that……….


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3 comments:

The Faerie♥Kat said...

I can't take my eye off you for a second! Looks like I'm going to have to send some astral spies to keep you in line. That way I can giggle on cue and not be 3 days late! Smooches for Puff and his fearless little PC warrior! May they make it all the way to the highest level and save the poor Magic Wicca Queen from the Evil
Avatar man (who is, I suspect, the delightfully funny and endearing man behind the curtain in disguise!).

gt281 said...

To Faerie Kat:
Three days late is always better than never showing up at all…Unless of course your going to prison,, then being late is always good..
Where are the Hansel and Gretel cookies you said you’d bring by?...
And where's the 25 cents you said you'd give me if I mentioned your site?.......
geez,, just can't trust Wiccas....

The Faerie♥Kat said...

I just can't get that stupid Gretal to fatten up; I think she's anorexic with a case of bulemia. And her brother; oh, don't get me started! That kid is a gas factory and a jockey sharter to boot! Every time I think he's ready to pop into the oven, he needs his arse wiped! Now, if you would lend me Puff for a day, I could toast the crap right out of him; not sure he'd be edible afterwards, but he'd sure smell better. Oh, and the quarter is on its way by bat post; should arrive by Halloween in a nice pile of guano. Mwah!