ONCE APON A TIME

…………….ONCE APON A TIME…………..
Once apon a time in the land of Yawn...
There was the town of Sosorrysosadain’tyougladyournotme…
And in this village many creatures was there to be found…
There were Whatnoties, Knickknackers, and Glasspanies,
and the Boobietubers, Cddvdvcers, Refrigergatedsnackers,
and Rockingreclinies, there were the Laminatedcounters,
Saucerplaties, Wallbasecabys, and Coffeetablers, and Wateredbedders,, Toiletsceramicys and Lightglobies too,, and so many delightful Toestubblers one hardly knew what to do…

Now also to be found in the town of Sosorrysosadain’tyougladyournotme,,
were two furry hair shedders…one was a Tobeyoby,, and the other
was a Kirakerie….most delightful they were…and they liked to shed
about this town as much as could be…from street to street would they do it…

Now the Tobeyoby was a long legged 60 lb beastie,, and a mighty sound he would always like to expound,, whenever a noise was made,, that he could hear from anywhere…a mighty Woof Woof would be let out,, even if no one was about…Woof Woof Woof Woof…
And many would be the time,, when all the villagers would be anapping,, that he would give out his mighty Woof Woof…
So loud it be,, and so unexpectedly,, that many creatures would often find themselves,, knocked unto the ground…

Now the Kirakerie was of a different sort…she was loved by all…
for nary a sound would she make,, even if some strange creature did come a calling….
Ah yes,, quite the cutie she be…and she most likely could be found
just anapping quietly…but beware if you be a furry Hippityhoppity,,
for she will grab you up and give you quite the bite,, if she should find
you under her favorite tree at night…

Now everything is not just so peaceful in the town of Sosorrysosadain’tyougladyournotme...
For a frightful beastie lived about this town…
And so it was that the villagers there,, did call for a good
brave Sir Knight to be found that could rid them of this beastie…
They then scattered about and scurried and hurried and everywhere
did they shout,, for such a hero,, that would rescue the town of
Sosorrysosadain’tyougladyournotme...
And apon one day in July it was perhaps,, he did come a wandering by,,
a mighty brave Sir Knight he be,, of much gallantry,, and
apon a cherokeejeep did he ride,,
“Now show me this beastie” he did say,, ”so that I might slay it,, and leave this very same day”…Well the villagers were ever so pleased to have found such a brave Sir Knight as he,, and so handsome too…
So they did lead him unto the cave that day,, for he wanted to get paid for his day and not stay for even a night…

Now into the beasties’ cave he did mightily stride,, with his shield and his sword by his side…and it was not long into this cave that he had to trek,, before he came
apon the beastie that was awaiting inside…
There it be,, a just a sitting,, on a very blue couchie,, munching away
on some fresh eggybacy,, and slurping down coffee latté…
“Now this wouldn’t be so hard”,, he thought to himself,, “I’ll just give it a mighty wack with my sword and back to Sosorrysosadain’tyougladyournotme,, I shall go”,, so he did creep nearer to this mighty beastie,, as it sat upon its' very blue couchie…
Slowly,, surely and quietly did he creep,, nearer and nearer,, so he could give it a mighty smack,, and closer still did he creep unto the nearby beastie,, and then did he suddenly realize,, much to his frightful surprise…
That the beastie there apon that very blue couchie,, was a dreaded YAK YAK,, and that this was to be no easy task for even he,, he knew that to wack such a beastie he must be very very very quite indeed,, for once a YAK YAK hears you it will never let you be,, so ever more slowly,, ever more surely and ever more quietly did he creep,, so he could swing his mighty sword…

Now what the brave Sir Knight did not see,, and it would be the end of this brave Sir Knight,, was that this YAK YAK was not alone,, for also apon this very blue couchie,, was a puggywuggy sausage buttie beastie,, who had had his fill of the fresh eggybacy,, and the coffee latté…It was just a slumbering there beside the mighty
YAK YAK,, a slumbering quietly,, with only its' stomach making a gurgling sound,, until its’ pointy ears did hear brave Sir Knight creeping quietly that night,, and then it did quickly arise,, to brave Sir Knights surprise,, and it went YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE,, alerting the mighty YAK YAK,, which sealed the brave Sir Knights fate upon that night…He lays there still upon the ground,, forever listening to the sounds of the mighty YAK YAK,, yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak,, forever and ever will it expound its’ tales upon the brave and foolish Sir Knight,, forever and ever,, both day and night shall it go yak yak yak yak…
Story after story after story it will go yak yak yak yak,, and not just once will it tell a tale,, but many many many times over and over and over,, again and again and again will it prevail to tell the same story over and over and over again…

So my friends I can only tell you this,, if ever you be a wandering and happen apon a town called Sosorrysosadain’tyougladyournotme,, and the villagers should ask you to help them slay a frightful beast that lives within some cave,, do not stay and listen to what they say and no matter what they offer to pay,, I just say this to you,,
GETAWAY, GETAWAY, GETAWAY..........................