DUNDERHEADS

. ………DUNDERHEADS ……..
Dunderheads to the right of me,,
Dunderheads to the left of me,,
Dunderheads all around,,
I fight them every day,,
With words and curses to make them go away,,
These dunderheads will not listen,,
And my brow it does sweat and glisten,,
They bother me every season,,
They will not listen to reason,,
Everyday do I try to sway,,
Tis no wonder my hair is white and gray,,

Dunderheads to the right of me,,
Dunderheads to the left of me,,
Dunderheads, dunderheads every day,,
These dunderheads will just not go away,,
Pass the ammunition and let us pray,,
For I think I shall go postal some day,,
I have a headache upon every night,,
Is there no Bayer aspirin in sight???

I think that if ever I should see,,
Another dunderhead come this way,,
I shall have to hide myself away,,
Or I might begin to swear,,
And tear out what’s left of my hair,,
Dunderheads to the right of me,,
Dunderheads to the left of me,,
I think they shall be the end of all I be,,