On her Majesty’s secret service he is..
Commander Bond,, James bond,, of the MI6,,
An agent of the SIS,, for his government,, he does slay,,
Secretly he goes spying,, both by night and by day,,
For villainous villains that might try to win their way...
With tux and the Walther PPK,, he plies his trade,,
A silver grey Aston Martin he uses to make his get-away,,
From Q Branch he is supplied marvelous gadgets and devices,,
So he can defeat the many evil vices that come his way,,
Dr. No,, Goldfinger,, Blofield,, Zorin,, and Graves,, he made pay,,
And even Scaramanga,, with his golden gun,, did not win the day...
From Russia with Love,, For Your Eyes Only,, Live and Let Die,,
And Diamonds are Forever,, his trade he did ply,,
Against the villains of,, Goldeneye,, You Only Live Twice and
A View to the Kill,, it has all been quite a thrill,,
Within The World is Never Enough,, Goldfinger and Thunderball,,
He has been debonair and dapper thru them all,,
And not a drop of his vodka martini,, shaken not stirred,,
Did he ever spill………………………