Something to ponder on as you wander on


Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

WHY CAN'T................

JFHC
YOU TRY TO BE NICE AND SHOW
SOME CONCERN FOR SOMEONE,,
SOMEONE WHO IS NOT FEELING WELL
AND YOU GET IN AN ARGUMENT…….
AND YES IT WAS A WOMAN……
SO I ASK………..


PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair.
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a woman be like that?
Why does every one do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead?

Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please.
Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease.

Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Never.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Well, why can't a woman be like you?

One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then, there's one with slight defects.
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit,
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!

Why can't a woman take after a man?
'Cause men are so friendly, good-natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.

If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?

Pickering
Never.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be like us?

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps;
Ready to help you through any mishaps;
Ready to buck you up whenever you're glum.
Why can't a woman be a chum?

Why is thinking something women never do?
And why is logic never even tried?
Straightening up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?

Why can't a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who'd been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing,
Or carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?
Why can't a woman be like me?

WOMEN MUST REALLY BE AN ALIEN RACE........
I'M TIRED..............

10 comments:

Drowsey Monkey said...

You know ... if you'd rather a man, that's okay. Move to California or Canada ... be happy :)

Lorelei said...

You should like Hilary then. She's a man. Or a monster. Maybe that's the same thing.

Marvin the Martian said...

'iggin's soliloquy there is me fav'rite, it is. Why, I played th' oboe in the pit orchestra for two seasons of it. That song is me fave.

gt281 said...

.....women smell better....its just
that they are insane.... lol...

Marvin the Martian said...

Was this argument with FaerieKat, perchance? What else have you heard from her?

gt281 said...

to Marvin:
The argument was of the homegrown
variety.........
Sent FaerieKat an E-gram last week...Haven't hear anything...
hope shes getting better and not
in that big Fairy Castle in the sky...If I hear anything,, I'll
post something......

Bob Johnson said...

Preaching to the converted,lol, great prose.

gt281 said...

to AstroBob:
...I must confess the prose is not mine...I stoled it,, ehhh,, borrowed it from My Fair Lady...

I was having a bad nite....

Brenda Starr said...

You got issues, babe. We're really not all that bad...........hee hee

gt281 said...

to Brenda:
..It was a bad day in Bedrock...
Fortunately my meds kicked in soon after......