KIDS TODAY................

KIDS TODAY…………….

Oooh,, I don’t know what’s the matter with kids these days…
They have everything…cellphones,, Bluetooths in their ears,,
Wii,, playstation,, fancy clothes…

Oooh,, my yes…They have to have everything…why when I
was a kid we didn’t have anything like that…

Oooh,, you’re so right…Why we were so poor we had to live in a
cardboard box behind a dumpster…we didn’t have all the gadgets
kids have today…

Oooh my yes…You had a cardboard box?....why all we had was
paper bags to live in…Why,, my three sisters and I would have to
share 1 paper bag…My,, we were so poor we had to wear plastic
jugs for shoes…

You had shoes?...Why,, we had to make our own shoes using
the tin foil from chewing gum wrappers….Oooh my,, kids these
days have everything…I remember we were so poor we had
to eat dirt…

You had dirt?...Why my father used to feed us the glue from the
back of postage stamps…It was nothing like today…kids today
just drive up and order fish and chips like it was nothing at all…

Oooh my,, you are so right…Kids today in their fancy cars with
the radios blastin away…Why when I was a kid we had to walk
12 kilometers in the freezing rain,, just to use the lu in the park…

You had a lu?…Why when I was a kid,, we had to climb over
10 meter fences just to find a bush…

Oooh my…Kids today they have it so easy…

Oooh yes,, you are so right…Come on,, what do you say we pop
on over to the pub for a few pints…

Oooh that sounds like a wonderful idea…Then we can beat the
crap out of one of the little buggers and take their I-pod away…

Oooh sounds exciting to me………………