Something to ponder on as you wander on


Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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Friday, April 18, 2008

LOSE WEIGHT...........












Become one of the millions who have lost weight successfully by
using the fast and easy CHAINSAW WEIGHT REMOVAL SYSTEM…
Yes you too can do it today...Simply start chainsaw,, attach moving
chain to your upper leg and easily remove that unwanted weight
in seconds…
…….(cell phone required for calling 911 paramedics)…….


Special editors note:
Anyone who follows this weight reduction plan is an idiot,,
and deserves what they get….title nineteen of the I warned you statute of
The commonwealth of the United States and Planet Earth…all rights reserved….

5 comments:

Elle Jaye said...

I like losing weight by getting a haircut. A leg would probably weigh more, though.

Swubird said...

gt281;

Hilariously funny. Obviously meant for the extra chubby who has already tried all of the more conventional weight loss scams.

Great post my friend. Have a very, very nice day.

Drowsey Monkey said...

Even if I cut off a leg, I'd still look fat in my jeans, LOL!!!

The Faerie♥Kat said...

Trying to legislate against idiocy is like trying to make wood nymphs keep their clothes on...

gt281 said...

To FaerieKat:
Really?...I’m liking these wood nymphs already…
Where can I find some?....