THE BLOG POLICE.............

The Blog police,, they live inside of my head
The Blog police,, they come to me in my bed
The Blog police,, they've given me such dread...

You know that words are cheap,, and my stories get too long
And when I fall asleep I don't think I'll survive the night,,
its all I can do to spell and get the ending right…

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane
The Blog police,, they live inside of my brain
(making me rethink what I’ve typed)
The Blog police, they come to me in my bed
(I wish they would stay in my closet instead)
The Blog police,, they've given me such dread...

Well,, I’m always telling lies,, 'cause my stories need to make you
yell with delight,, or make you sleepless thru the night
And when I fall asleep,, the words keep forming in my brain,,
they give me such a fright
They keep falling on me,, and I have to write them down every nite…

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane
The Blog police,, they live inside of my head
(making me rethink what I’ve already said)…

I try to sleep,, the words keep me awake,, they’re always speaking
to me on the telephone
They follow me on my vacations,, they won’t let me alone
They pry at me,, I try to hide,, they won't let me go home
They persecute me,, they're the judge and jury all in one...

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane
The Blog police,, they live inside of my head
(making me rethink what I’ve already said)...

The Blog police,, they live inside of my head
The Blog police,, they come to me in my bed
The Blog police,, they've given me such dread...


Song to that happy tune “the Dream Police” by Cheap Trick…