Something to ponder on as you wander on


Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

THE BLOG POLICE.............

The Blog police,, they live inside of my head
The Blog police,, they come to me in my bed
The Blog police,, they've given me such dread...

You know that words are cheap,, and my stories get too long
And when I fall asleep I don't think I'll survive the night,,
its all I can do to spell and get the ending right…

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane
The Blog police,, they live inside of my brain
(making me rethink what I’ve typed)
The Blog police, they come to me in my bed
(I wish they would stay in my closet instead)
The Blog police,, they've given me such dread...

Well,, I’m always telling lies,, 'cause my stories need to make you
yell with delight,, or make you sleepless thru the night
And when I fall asleep,, the words keep forming in my brain,,
they give me such a fright
They keep falling on me,, and I have to write them down every nite…

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane
The Blog police,, they live inside of my head
(making me rethink what I’ve already said)…

I try to sleep,, the words keep me awake,, they’re always speaking
to me on the telephone
They follow me on my vacations,, they won’t let me alone
They pry at me,, I try to hide,, they won't let me go home
They persecute me,, they're the judge and jury all in one...

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane
The Blog police,, they live inside of my head
(making me rethink what I’ve already said)...

The Blog police,, they live inside of my head
The Blog police,, they come to me in my bed
The Blog police,, they've given me such dread...


Song to that happy tune “the Dream Police” by Cheap Trick…

5 comments:

Bob Johnson said...

Lol, boy they're after you too, I've found out they hate video games.

Catz said...

good lord.... have you seen a good doctor for this malady?

gt281 said...

to Catz:
do you mean my Blog stories,, my off key singing,, or the fact that I listen to 80s music?....
I'm confused as always....

The Faerie♥Kat said...

I'll send some naked faeries to protected you!

gt281 said...

To FaerieKat:
Will they be naked female type Faeries?...I hope your not
going to send over anymore of those pansy Elfs….