For some strange reason I feel like someone just
slapped me across the face.......
Oh well,, I better have some fried chicken with
mashed potatoes and gravy,, then afterwards I'll have some
cake and ice cream,, that always makes me feel better.......
Some inane thoughts, disjointed ideas, half truths, misbegotten–musing for you, if you want to continue reading this, they maybe of some help, or maybe they'll just be amusing, maybe not, but anyway....... ...OF ALL THE BLOG JOINTS IN ALL THE TOWNS IN ALL THE WORLD, YOU HAD TO WALK INTO MINE………..
Something to ponder on as you wander on
Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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BLOGGERS WHO ANNOY ME
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About Me
- gt281
- man behind the curtain... the smartest man on the planet, but nobody listens to me, so don't blame me for everything that's messed up, because you didn't listen to me in the first place...
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND AWARDS:
#1…Hefner certified boob inspector:
(All boobs inspected before entering this site)
#2…Kaytel Laureate
#3…Winner of the Golden Push-Pin Book Award for;
“How I learned to hate you,, while pissing in my boot”
#4…Certified trainer of flyin pink elephants
#5…Circumnavigated the globe in a leaky diaper when I was 3
#6…Able to eat peanut butter and whistle ‘Dixie’ at the same time
#7…Able to bend steel with a hydraulic press
#8…Original signer of the Magna Farta
#9…First person to recognize that Rosie O’Donnell is an idiot
#10..Able to light up a room by using a light switch
(All boobs inspected before entering this site)
#2…Kaytel Laureate
#3…Winner of the Golden Push-Pin Book Award for;
“How I learned to hate you,, while pissing in my boot”
#4…Certified trainer of flyin pink elephants
#5…Circumnavigated the globe in a leaky diaper when I was 3
#6…Able to eat peanut butter and whistle ‘Dixie’ at the same time
#7…Able to bend steel with a hydraulic press
#8…Original signer of the Magna Farta
#9…First person to recognize that Rosie O’Donnell is an idiot
#10..Able to light up a room by using a light switch
go away come no further
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly
English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
friends to know
- Hjalmar Poelzig (Architect)
- Hugo Z. Hackenbush (Veterinarian)
- Rufus T. Firefly (Prime Minister of Freedonia)
- Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding (African explorer)
6 comments:
OMG ... you're such a pain! LOL Very funny!
Glad you felt it though, 'cause you deserved it!
to Drowsey:
Your only going on a diet…since my
hospital encounter,, my doctors say I can’t
eat anything but rabbit food…you know,, salads,,
fruits,, vegetables…no McDonalds,, no Burger Kings,,
no fried food,, no red meat,, no pizza,, no salt,, no sugar…
Just lots of rice cakes,, and juice…Oh,, and no coffee either….
I be Bugs Bunny……..
Well, if I listened to my doctor that's what I'd be doing to ... but I don't listen to what I don't wanna hear. Besides, I'd be homicidal without coffee. I feel your pain.
Bugs Bunny is a bit of a pest, so it all fits.
You probably had it coming. ;-)
he did.
to Drowsey:
dont u wuz mi anymore?...
ehh,, whats up Doc?......
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