Something to ponder on as you wander on


Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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Sunday, July 6, 2008

STUPID LAWS................

STUPID LAWS……………..

In Wisconsin it is illegal to keep Limburger in the refrigerator,,
it must be kept in the freezer…

In Hawaii you can not get a boat license without first praying to
the island God Kamaininhapanoyno…

In San Francisco it is illegal to serve white wine in a common
water glass,, it must be served in a long stemmed wine glass
purchased from Italian jewelry stores…

In Virginia it is against the law to pee on a Confederate headstone,,
but it is legal to piss on a Yankee (living or dead)…

In Florida you are required to purchase a handicapped parking
permit whether you are handicapped or not…this is due to the
fact that all parking spaces in Florida are marked ‘handicapped’…

In California it is illegal to eat snails,, without first having graduated
from a French cooking school…

In New Jersey it is illegal to use rat tails to clean your ears,,
while dinning…

In Washington DC it is illegal to tell the truth,, unless your under the
age of 5…

In Louisiana and some parts of Mississippi you will be fined a
maximum of $500 should you lose your hand to an alligator…
because you ignored all the signs that say don’t feed the alligators…

In Detroit it is illegal to drive a Peugeot or a car with the steering
wheel on the wrong side...

In Nevada you can not name your horse or your first born son
‘Wilbur’…

In Boston you are not allowed to wear the British ‘Union Jack’ on
any part of your body…this is a flogging offense…

In Texeus you are required to make a pilgrimage to Texas stadium
at least once every three years and pray for the Cowboys to win
another Superbowl while kneeling before the southern goalpost…

In Southern California it is required for all Mexicans to repeat the
phrase ‘green cards,, we don’t need no stinking green cards’ in
English at least three times before they are allowed to buy liquor…

In Iowa it is illegal to sell cucumbers as adult woo-woo toys…

In Minnesota it is illegal for women under the age of 26 to wear
a bra during the winter months…

In Puerto Rico,, you must be registered either as a ‘jet’ or a ‘shark’
and your car can not be any newer than a 1978 model…

In Bel-Air you can only get dog licenses for poodles…

In North Dakota,, all belt buckles must measure 5”x 4”…

In Alaska it is illegal to write your name in the snow while peeing
when it is -20 degrees out…

In Maine it is illegal to have sex with a moose,, unless its dead…

In Rhode Island it is illegal to put cranberries up your nose and
jump around like a chicken…

In Las Vegas it is illegal to fart while at a poker table…

In North Carolina it is illegal to marry your sister,, unless the
best man carries a shotgun…In South Carolina no shotgun
is required…

In Nebraska if you hit a cow while driving down the highway you
can be fined $150 for littering…

In Fort Lauderdale if you are eaten by a shark while swimming,,
you have to pay the county for the cleanup of the beach…...........

7 comments:

Drowsey Monkey said...

So ... you're moving to Minnesota?

gt281 said...

to Drowsey:
I was thinking of moving to Maine,,
seems to be a lot of free sex going on.....

Lydia said...

In Florida you are required to purchase a handicapped parking
permit whether you are handicapped or not…this is due to the
fact that all parking spaces in Florida are marked ‘handicapped’…

Did you make some of these laws up? Because I reside in Florida and have never heard of this...

Lydia said...

Wait. That was an insult, wasn't it? Ah...

Marvin the Martian said...

I AM the law!!!!

gt281 said...

to Lydia:
Make stuff up?...What do you mean?...Everything I post is 100%
true,, except the stuff I lie about... ;-)

thanks for stopping by...

gt281 said...

to Marvin:
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