Thanks for noticing I haven't been around much lately...
The men in the white suits with no buttons in the back think I
should have some of my plumbing rerouted...They're just haggling
over how many barrells of God juice I will owe them after
everything is done...
To Catz: I haven't forgotten how mean you were to me,,
my revenge for you and your little dog too will be in the
mail shortly.........
.....mmmmwwwwwwwahahahahahahaha.......
UPDATE: 3-11-08
Boy,, if I'd known that candystripers where so plentiful around
here I would have dropped by more than once every 250 yrs...
And yes,, I must admit that my bare a$$ looks really great peeking
out from behind my cown as I walk down the corridors...
Not sure how well my pink bunny socks are going over tho........
UPDATE: 3-13-08
There Chairon stands, who rules the dreary coast -
A sordid god: down from his hairy chin
A length of beard descends, uncombed, unclean;
His eyes, like hollow furnaces on fire;
A girdle, foul with grease, binds his obscene attire.
...Virgil in his Aeneid (book 6, line 369)...
the time; almost now...(friday 6 AM)...
the place; here...
the future; unknown...
to pay the ferryman or no?...
we shall see on the morrows rise..........
Some inane thoughts, disjointed ideas, half truths, misbegotten–musing for you, if you want to continue reading this, they maybe of some help, or maybe they'll just be amusing, maybe not, but anyway....... ...OF ALL THE BLOG JOINTS IN ALL THE TOWNS IN ALL THE WORLD, YOU HAD TO WALK INTO MINE………..
Something to ponder on as you wander on
Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…
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ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND AWARDS:
#1…Hefner certified boob inspector:
(All boobs inspected before entering this site)
#2…Kaytel Laureate
#3…Winner of the Golden Push-Pin Book Award for;
“How I learned to hate you,, while pissing in my boot”
#4…Certified trainer of flyin pink elephants
#5…Circumnavigated the globe in a leaky diaper when I was 3
#6…Able to eat peanut butter and whistle ‘Dixie’ at the same time
#7…Able to bend steel with a hydraulic press
#8…Original signer of the Magna Farta
#9…First person to recognize that Rosie O’Donnell is an idiot
#10..Able to light up a room by using a light switch
(All boobs inspected before entering this site)
#2…Kaytel Laureate
#3…Winner of the Golden Push-Pin Book Award for;
“How I learned to hate you,, while pissing in my boot”
#4…Certified trainer of flyin pink elephants
#5…Circumnavigated the globe in a leaky diaper when I was 3
#6…Able to eat peanut butter and whistle ‘Dixie’ at the same time
#7…Able to bend steel with a hydraulic press
#8…Original signer of the Magna Farta
#9…First person to recognize that Rosie O’Donnell is an idiot
#10..Able to light up a room by using a light switch
go away come no further
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly
English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
friends to know
- Hjalmar Poelzig (Architect)
- Hugo Z. Hackenbush (Veterinarian)
- Rufus T. Firefly (Prime Minister of Freedonia)
- Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding (African explorer)
21 comments:
I just assumed the Martians got you.
gt281:
I'm glad you finally posted. I was beginning to get a little worried.
Let's see, plumbing problems? Now that sound mysterious. I hope everything is alright. I have a little understanding of your problem since I have had a few things done to me also. It's never pleasant. But, hey, I'm still here and just as ornery as always.
Keep posting, my friend, and remember - Go Navy! LOL
Have a good day.
Just make sure they put all the good parts back in the right places and don't add anything extra that you don't absolutely need!
Sending you faerie love and healing.
Kat
So...that was what, a 72 hour lock up?
Nice to see you're back and feisty as ever ;)
Hey ... the martians didn't get you! I am so glad to see you back. I think?
In stasis, no time passes for the subject. How would you know that any time passed? I thought we reset the clocks in your house before we put you back. Someone in my crew is getting sloppy.
HEY! you know what the up side of being sick is,,,free drugs. Wow I bet you are having a ball.
Hello! I have something for you, that I guess you didn't see or maybe you did and I scared you off? lol
Go here:
http://ringtailsquealer.blogspot.com/2008/03/more-recognition-by-way-of-little-signs.html
Glad you got back to earth or ... whatever planet you're a native to. ;) haha
Ok. That didn't work.
Stupid links anyway.
Just go to my blog and click on
Monday, March 3rd.
If you can't find it, I apologize as I'm too computer stupid to figure out how to get the 'thing' to you.
Thanks all:
Seems kind of strange that I get sick right after reporting the 'facts' about Invaders From Mars....hmmm.....
Free drugs only happen North in the
land of the frozen Nanooks...Here they just strap you to a pre-WWII
cot and go thru your credit cards...
But I'm sure the HillaryDillary will fix everything and be there for me at 3am,, with warm milk and cookies,,cuz she's ready from day one,, or is that just warming up?...Can't be both ways.....
It's alive,, It's alive.......
You're in hospital?????? Crikey hope it's nothing too serious and you come back to earth soon.
Hey I bet you look real cute in that open back nightie,,, get any dates??
Hey, hope nothing too serious is going on, I was so hoping you were abducted, we could compare notes, little bit of abductees bonding, we so need it.
GT281 - now listen if you are still in that place either you are malingering or you need to take the blue pills.
to Catz:
ooooh,, my name in capitals no less...
you have such a cute button nose,,
and red glowing too...too much
vermouth i think....
Ah... that proves it you are getting better. Your sarcasm is working again. For a minute there I thought we may have a new man.
Damn gt281. That stuff sounds scary, so much so that it leaves me speechless. But you're still posting, so I'm taking that as a good sign. Hang in there, and keep on truckin'.
Wishing you the best.
I hope the Martians can heal you. We miss your evil-doings.
Gosh ... you are such a drama queen! Get your martian green butt back here and make us all miserable once again. We miss having you make nasty comments about us... really we do!!!
Where are youououou? (echo, echo) Nobody's bugging me, it doesn't feel right. ;)
Hope you're okay!
Yes, our tests indicate that you are quite healable. So none of that lollygagging around, now. Back to your keyboard, puny human! Few other humans respond poorly to being poked and prodded by us in the middle of the night, so you shouldn't either.
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