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Saturday, March 1, 2008

THE CLOSET TAG............

Well there I was just relaxing in a tub of marmalade when the
buzzer on my E-gram mailbox went off…Yes it was a Tuesday,,
apparently some furry orange haired person from BC had been
imbibing fermented hops in her usual way and thus she became
fortified (if not pickled) and decided she would send dear ole
harmless me,, a tag… A closet tag no less…Her and Drowsey have
been spending too much time stuffing little cocktail umbrellas up
each others noses…But that’s another story for another time,,
8x10 glossy photos of the two of them will be included…..

Okay the rules for this meme are pretty simple:
Name 8 things you have stuffed away in a back closet and
tag three people...
Why anybody would like to look in my closet I can’t imagine,,
well I can but I rather not tell you,, because this blog is rated PG…
it says so right on the label,, Mabel…

… “stuffed away in a back closet”…ahh the first problem,,
as I knew there would be…I don’t have any closets…I keep all
my stuff in Samsonite luggage just in case I have to,, hmm,,
leave quickly,, cuz I won a free trip to Aruba,, yeah that’s it…
But I do have a basement,, and in it I have,, shall we say,,
‘a storage room’,, I can look in it…I hope that’s OK with the rules,,
if not too bad…

Now where is the key?...here it is,, wouldn’t you know it,,
it’s a skeleton key…Lets hope there are no skeletons in
this closet,, ha ha...

(click,, click,, turn,, eerrrrerish)…
Boy I haven’t been in here in a while,, I’ll have to oil those
hinges soon,, maybe…

Well lets have a look around for 8 interesting items…

How about a bare light bulb and a pull chain,, do they count?...
thought not,, oh well…..

1 & 2… hi ma,, hi pa,, how you guys doing down here? Are those
new ankle chains too tight?...”lldiuhjasda”,, no its not time to eat,,
I’ll get back to you when I’m done…

3…what’s in this steamer trunk?...lets have a look…ouuuuu...
Now I remember,, Quido and some of his friends left it here
in the early seventies…there’s a wallet…hmmm Jimmy Hoffa…

4…what’s that pile of fur in the corner…oh geez.. its Fluffy the cat…
not very fluffy anymore…shes been missing since August,,
I wondered where she went…

5…on the shelf there is a large glass jar,, lets look…
Hey its grandma’s head…she looks just the same as when
she died,, I guess formaldehyde really does work…

6…what else is up there?...ohh some black and white
8mm movies…hmm Betty Boop does Mickey,,
the Three Bears eat Goldilocks,, Snow White wakes up
Sleeping Beauty,, Popeye spreads Olive Oyl…wow look at those….

7…ohh,, there’s a meat clever here,, better not touch that,,
I’m not wearing gloves…

8…and there’s a reel of audio taped labeled…18 minutes
of conversation in the Ova…I can’t read the rest…faded too much…

OK,, now the fun part for me,, I get to tag 3 people with this
‘closet tag’ so they can show us what’s in their closet…

I tag the following 3 persons (I guess you could call them that)…
1….HillaryDillary Clinton…
2….Bill Clinton…
3….Hugh Hefner….

Lets all hope that Hugh answers this tag,, I really don’t care
about the other two slime balls,, but it would be nice to know
what skeletons they have in their closets,, I’ll bet its
a lot…………….

Special editors note:
Furry orange haired person from BC,, I'll get back to you later...
...........mmmwwwwahahahahahahah......

10 comments:

Catz said...

Yep,,, no surprise here - exactly what I thought would be in there.

Once again you cheated... you know Hillary and Bill are at a fundraising dinner this week and Hugh Hefner is in to.... oh... did you say this was a PG rated blog??? shan't go there then.

Drowsey Monkey said...

I'm a little jealous, it sounds like your place is way bigger than mine. I'd love to have a basement.

Bob Johnson said...

Lol, excellent, gt28, can you send me a copy of the tape in number 8, I'm a Nixon fanatic,

gt281 said...

to Catz:
what kind of dwarf stew were they serving at this fundraising dinner?...or did they just eat raw tax-payers?...

love the new Jack Nicholson video for HillaryDillary,, he's such a Joker...

no word from Hef yet...

gt281 said...

to Drowsey:
green is not your color,, please move over your feet are cold....

gt281 said...

to AstroBob:
Can't make a copy of the tape,, too
fragile...But I will sell it to you for $9:95 plus shipping and handling.........

Akelamalu said...

You have some interesting 'stuff' in your basement, it sounds a bit like our loft!


As you have difficulty typing Akelamalu you can call me AK if you like. :)

The Faerie♥Kat said...

After reading the blog about the Martian invasions, I'm thinking we're on the wrong side of the door of the storage room in your basement!

Swubird said...

gt281:

Funny as ever. I especially like the line,"1 & 2… hi ma,, hi pa,, how you guys doing down here? Are those
new ankle chains too tight?." Cracked me up.

It would be interesting to see who comes up with the most interesting things: Bill, or Hugh.

Nice post.

Have a nice day.

Drowsey Monkey said...

Um ... were you abducted? Where'd ya go?