Once again my peaceful slumber has been disturbed by afuzzy haired creature from the darkness of Nanookville…
This Fuzzy haired creature is sometimes known as Catz (meow,, meow),,
she came apon me with her mukluk heathen ways and forced me
to search within my dungeon abode for 8 objects hidden away in by
basement storage room,, thus exposing my treasures for all of
Blogland to snicker at…This kind of invasion of my sacred dwelling
can not go unaddressed…So therefore I,, in my infinite wisdom,,
have devised a revenge meme tag just for her…
I call it a YOUYOU tag,, where she must expose herself to all of
Blogland,, (hopefully with 8x 10 glossy color photos or maybe
a video we can all view,, I hear she’s pretty hot looking when
she’s just wearing leather camera straps)…
The Catz YOUYOU tag………
1…when you have to get a perm for your fuzzy orange head,,
do you go to the hair saloon or just put your finger in a
light socket?...
2…when you paint your toenails bright pink,, what type of
Cheetos corn puffs do you use to keep your toes apart,,
crunchy or regular?...
3…how many Canadian loonies can you put up your nose?...
4…how many liters of hot wax does it take to remove the hair
from your legs?...
5…how many frozen cat fillets are in your freezer right now?...
6…how many chocolate éclairs have you eaten at one time?...
8?,, 12?,, 20?,, over 50?...
7…have you stopped saving your earwax in masons jars?...
8…what is the square root of PI ?...
Let just see how many she answers,, I’m betting on none…
Special editors note:
When you wander into my basement abode,, you had
better be willing to pay the bartab,, missy.....(hic)
…............ppplllltttthhhh……......
8 comments:
You're back! :D
My gawd! you are still alive!!! Did you see my St.Patty's day post just for you honey? Now it isn't for the faint of heart so make sure you are feeling up to it before you watch it. Oh and don't miss the dogs and sex park one either! Right up your alley!
Loonies.. aren't those $1 coins? No matter. Glad to see you asking the hard questions! :)
gt281:
You're back, and in full force. Welcome! I'll never forget the earwax in the jar thing. Good shot.
Happy trails.
It's alive! It's alive! Quick, get an axe.
I knew those bone crunching, vein ripping, needle-nose plier wielding blood suckers wouldn't get you! I'm sure you're sucking the last of their succulent marrow from their brittle bones even as I write this. Thank the Goddess, 'cuz now I can quit whining about my own owies and start grinning like an idiot again (something I much prefer).
Smackalious faerie kizzes coming your way...don't you dare duck!
Glad to see your back!
So why bother to make me answer all those questions that I sweated over and sweated ove and then I didn't even get pat on the back or head or a scratch behind the ears!??!?
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