It seems that I have been too busy watching theHillaryDillary train wreck to notice that it is
once again spring and that means its “TAG”
season…Duck season,, rabbit season…No its
“TAG” season….Its kind of early this year due
to it being a leap year…A hapless soulless creature
has wandered by and “TAGGED” me…Me,, of all the saints in
the universe this creature “TAGGED” me…
This creatures name is Marvin just for the record…
A Martian alien invader with grandiose schemes about
conquering Earth,, that’s if he can fix the stick shift
on his ‘flyin’ saucer….which I doubt…I shall repay
him by “TAGGING” him later with one of my special
“TAGS”…….But first the rules of his “TAG”…
THE RULES:
1…Link the person(s) who tagged you…
2…Mention the rules on your blog…
3…Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours…
4…Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them…
5…Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs
letting them know they’ve been tagged…
THE ANSWERS:
Well for reasons of National Security I’m not going to do
#1,, because if I mentioned that he was from
http://peanutbutterandpickles.blogspot.com/ I would only
be letting other Martian spies know where he is…
#2...check….
#3….
A…I had my left hand removed for aesthetic reasons,,
mainly because it was growing on my right elbow…
B…When I eat ice cream my ears flap back and forth
to keep my eyes from freezing…
C…I wear size 16 shoes to make women think I have a big
****,, women are dumb when it comes to shoes…
(oops,, did I say that out loud?)
D…When I snort lime jello thru a straw it makes me
burp a lot…
E…It takes me exactly the same amount of time to shave
as it does to drink a 5th of Jack Daniels…and I’ve learned
over the years that its best not to do them at the same time…
F…Nurse Ratched thinks I’m the best basket weaver shes
ever had……
And those are just my unspectacular quirks,, wait till I tell
you about my spectacular ones…….
#4….nagggg…I’m too nice…
#5….see #4 above…..
To Marvin:
Revenge is a dish best served with salsa and chips…..
I'M STILL WAITING..........
