ships log of GT281

#1…Hefner certified boob inspector:
(All boobs inspected before entering this site)
#2…Kaytel Laureate
#3…Winner of the Golden Push-Pin Book Award for;
“How I learned to hate you,, while pissing in my boot”
#4…Certified trainer of flyin pink elephants
#5…Circumnavigated the globe in a leaky diaper when I was 3
#6…Able to eat peanut butter and whistle ‘Dixie’ at the same time
#7…Able to bend steel with a hydraulic press
#8…Original signer of the Magna Farta
#9…First person to recognize that Rosie O’Donnell is an idiot
#10..Able to light up a room by using a light switch

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly
English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!